Kate Middleton"s Nose Proves It: She"s The Perfect Woman

This week in the Wonderful Media Circus of Kate Middleton: Kate’s got the most enviable nose in all the land and all the non-royal, large-nosed plebeians are rushing off to the plastic surgeon to duchess-ify their noses.

Britain’s biggest cosmetic surgery provider Transform reported earlier this week that Catherine’s nose was the most-requested celebrity facial feature in 2012. “Good Morning America” investigated the claim, tracking down a woman who said she requested the duchess’ schnoz from her Manhattan plastic surgeon.

In short, Kate has the Best Nose. But hold the phone. Come to think of it, doesn’t she also have…

The Best “Natural” Beauty: St. Ives polled 1,000 British women, asking which UK celebrity was the most “naturally beautiful.” Of course, Kate won.

The Best Hair: British haircare retailer Fabriah.com conducted a study of the “most iconic hair.” Obviously the duchess’ bouncy brunette waves came out on top.

The Best Brows: According to the Daily Mail, Kate’s strong brows have sparked a trend among British women, causing them to seek eyebrow transplants or other brow-boosting remedies.

The Best Wardrobe: Many a site has declared Kate the best-dressed in all the land, including Vanity Fair in its annual International Best-Dressed List of 2012.

The Best Hats: The Headwear Association, a group that promotes “hats and headwear awareness worldwide,” declared the Duchess of Cambridge “Hat Person Of The Year” in 2012. Not sure what that means, but OK.

The Best Marriage: British TV channel Watch conducted a poll to find the most perfect celebrity couples. Guess which duke and duchess came out on top?

The Best Dog: Kate and Will’s puppy Lupo earned the #50 spot on Tatler’s “Most Fascinating” list, because he “likes polo matches and Prince Harry, but hates corgis.”

The Best “Happiness”: Yep, Kate was voted Britain’s happiest celebrity. She has more happiness than all of us. Probably because of the factors stated above.

So there you have it, folks: Kate Middleton is the greatest person alive, according to a series of random polls, arbitrary lists and headlines. As if you needed any proof.

Drink in Kate’s awesomeness:

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• Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific – Day Eight

  The Duchess of Cambridge gets into costume with locals at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

• Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific – Day Two

  The Duchess of Cambridge during a visit to Gardens by the Bay in Singapore, as part of a nine-day tour of the Far East and South Pacific, with the Duke of Cambridge, in honour of the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

• Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific – Day Two

  The Duchess of Cambridge during a visit to Gardens by the Bay in Singapore, as part of a nine-day tour of the Far East and South Pacific, with the Duke of Cambridge, in honour of the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

• Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific – Day Three

  The Duchess of Cambridge during a visit to the Kranji War Memorial in Singapore, as part of a nine-day tour of the Far East and South Pacific, with the Duke of Cambridge, in honour of the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

• The Duchess of Cambridge visits the Olympic Park

  The Duchess of Cambridge plays hockey with the GB hockey teams at the Riverside Arena in the Olympic Park.

• London Olympic Games – Day 10

  Duchess of Cambridge watches the Olympic Laser Radial medal race off Weymouth today.

• Olympics Day 13 – Around the Games

  LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – AUGUST 9: Prince Harry and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visit athletes at Team GB House in the Westfield Centre on Day 13 of the London 2012 Olympic Games on August 9, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by John Stillwell – WPA Pool/Getty Images)

• Olympics Day 14 – Hockey: New Zealand v Great Britain

  LONDON, ENGLAND – AUGUST 10: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends the Women’s Hockey bronze medal match between New Zealand and Great Britain on Day 14 of the London 2012 Olympic Games at Riverbank Arena Hockey Centre on August 10, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

• London Paralympic Games – Day 1

  LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – AUGUST 30: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge leaves the Velodrome after watching cycling events at the London 2012 Paralympic Games on August 30, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Stefan Rousseau – WPA Pool/Getty Images)

• London Paralympic Games – Day 1

  LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – AUGUST 30: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrives at the Aquatic Centre in the Olympic Park to watch the evening swimming session at the London 2012 Paralympic Games on August 30, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Stefan Rousseau – WPA Pool/Getty Images)

• 2012 London Paralympics – Day 1 – Cycling – Track

  LONDON, ENGLAND – AUGUST 30: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge claps on day 1 of the London 2012 Paralympic Games at Velodrome on August 30, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Bryn Lennon/Getty Images)

• 2012 London Paralympics – Day 4 – Athletics

  LONDON, ENGLAND – SEPTEMBER 02: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge takes part in the medal ceremony for the Men’s Discus Throw – F42 on day 4 of the London 2012 Paralympic Games at Olympic Stadium on September 2, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Stefan Rousseau – WPA Pool/Getty Images)

• 2012 London Paralympics – Day 4 – Athletics

  LONDON, ENGLAND – SEPTEMBER 02: Gold medalist Aled Davies of Great Britain is presented his medal by Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge during the medal ceremony for the Men’s Discus Throw – F42 on day 4 of the London 2012 Paralympic Games at Olympic Stadium on September 2, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Miles Willis/Getty Images)

• 2012 London Paralympics – Day 4 – Rowing

  WINDSOR, ENGLAND – SEPTEMBER 02: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrives at the Eton Dorney venue to watch the days rowing competitions on day 4 of the London 2012 Paralympic Games at Eton Dorney on September 2, 2012 in Windsor, England. (Photo by Matthew Lloyd/Getty Images)

• Royals Attend Thistle Service – Edinburgh

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends the Thistle Service for the installation of Prince William, Earl of Strathearn as a Knight of the Thistle at St. Giles Cathedral, Edinburgh on July 5, 2012

• Diamond Jubilee – Service of Thanksgiving At St Pauls Cathedral

  Kate Duchess of Cambridge arrives at a service of thanksgiving at St Pauls Cathedral, London as part of the Diamond Jubilee celebrations Tuesday June 5, 2012. (AP Photo/Tim Hales, Pool)

• Royal visit to Nottingham

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge smiles as she visits Vernon Park during a Diamond Jubilee visit to Nottingham on June 13, 2012.

• Queen Elizabeth II Hosts A Garden Party At Buckingham Palace

  LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – MAY 29: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends a garden party at Buckingham Palace on May 29, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Anthony Devlin – WPA Pool /Getty Images)

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attend Imperial War Museum reception

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends a reception at the Imperial War Museum in London on April 26, 2012.

• Royal visit to Leicester

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge listens to a welcome speech in Leicester City Centre as she accompanies The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh to Leicester on March 8, 2012. The visit marks the first of Queen Elizabeth lls Diamond Jubilee tours of the UK.

• St Patrick’s Day Parade

  The Duchess of Cambridge as she presents shamrocks to The Irish Guards at their St Patricks Day Parade at the Mons Barracks in Aldershot. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Saturday March 17, 2012. Members of the 1st Battalion Irish Guards will receive traditional sprigs of shamrock from the Duchess of Cambridge at their St Patricks Day parade today. See PA story ROYAL Barracks. Photo credit should read: Paul Vicente/Sunday Times/PA Wire

• Duchess of Cambridge visits East Anglia’s Children’s Hospices

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge officially opens The Treehouse Childrens Hospice in Ipswich on March 19, 2012.

• Lucian Freud Portraits exhibition – London

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visits the National Portrait Gallery on London on February 8, 2012.

• War Horse UK Film Premiere – London

  Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend the UK Premiere of War Horse at the Odeon, Leicester Square on January 8, 2012

• The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour – Day 2

  SINGAPORE – SEPTEMBER 12: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visits Gardens by the Bay on day 2 of the Diamond Jubilee Tour of the Far East on September 12, 2012 in Singapore. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee Tour of the Far East taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and the tiny Pacific Island of Tuvalu. (Photo by Mark Large – Pool/Getty Images)

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge 1st wedding anniversary

  File photo dated 21/04/12 ofthe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrive at Santa Barbara Polo Club in California, USA, where the Duke will play in a charity match.

• Kate Middleton

  Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, attends a rodeo demonstration at the Calgary Stampede on Thursday, July 7, 2011, in Calgary, Alberta. (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Nathan Denette)

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada – Day Eight

  The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge leave the BMO Centre after a Rodeo reception, in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada – Day Two

  The Duchess of Cambridge during her visit to the Canadian Museum of Civilisation in Gatineau, Quebec, where she and the Duke of Cambridge watched new citizens receive their Citizen certificates on Canada Day.

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada – Day One

  The Duchess of Cambridge waves to well-wishers, as she and the Duke of Cambridge arrive at the Rideau Hall in Ottawa Canada.

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada – Day Seven

  The Duchess of Cambridge at Parliament Hill in Ottawa for Canada Day celebrations on the second day of her visit to the Commonwealth country.

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada – Day Eight

  The Duchess of Cambridge arrives at Calgary Airport, Canada.

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada – Day Seven

  The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge watch the Canada Days Evening show on Parliament Hill in Ottawa for Canada on the second day of their visit to the Commonwealth country.

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge 1st wedding anniversary

  File photo dated 05/07/11 ofthe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge during a visit to Blachford Lake near Yellowknife.

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada – Day Five

  The Duchess of Cambridge arrives in the province of Prince Edward Island during their visit to Canada.

• Prince’s Trust concert – London

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrives at the Royal Albert Hall in London to attend a concert in support of the Princes Trust and The Foundation of Prince William and Prince Harry on December 6, 2011.

• 2011 BAFTA Brits To Watch Event

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrives at the 2011 BAFTA Brits To Watch Event at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California.

• Royal visit to open hospital unit

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge visit to The Royal Marsden Hospital on September 29, 2011 in Sutton, England.

• Prince’s Trust concert – London

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrives at the Royal Albert Hall in London to attend a concert in support of the Princes Trust and The Foundation of Prince William and Prince Harry on December 6, 2011.

• 2011 BAFTA Brits To Watch Event

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge arrive at the 2011 BAFTA Brits To Watch Event at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California.

• William at 30

  File photo dated 30/04/11 ofthe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge walking hand in hand from Buckingham Palace in London the day after their wedding.

• The Royal Wedding

  The Duchess of Cambridge leaves Clarence House to travel to Buckingham Palace for the evening celebrations following her wedding earlier.

• The Royal Wedding

  Catherine Middleton arrives at Westminster Abbey with her sister and Maid of Honour Pippa Middleton to marry Prince William on April 29, 2011.

• Britain’s Prince William and his wife Kate, Duchess of Cambridge stand outside of Westminster Abbey after their Royal Wedding in London. AP Photo/Martin Meissner

• President Obama state visit to UK- Day One

  The wife of U.S. President Barack Obama, first lady Michelle Obama (R), talks to Britains Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge at Buckingham Palace, in London May 24, 2011. President Barack Obama on Tuesday begins a visit to Britain where he and Prime Minister David Cameron will review NATO action to help end conflict in Libya and Western policy towards uprisings in the Arab world. REUTERS/Toby Melville (BRITAIN – Tags: POLITICS SOCIETY ROYALS)

• William and Kate visit Sutton – London

  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge visit to The Royal Marsden Hospital on September 29, 2011 in Sutton, England.

• The Chakravarty Cup Polo Match

  TETBURY, UNITED KINGDOM – JULY 10: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Kate Middleton watches Prince William and Prince Harry play in the Chakravarty Cup polo match at the Beaufort Polo Club on July 10, 2010 in Tetbury, England. (Photo by Indigo/Getty Images)

• Prince William and Kate Middleton Attend Harry Meade And Rosie Bradford’s Wedding

  CHELTENHAM, UNITED KINGDOM – OCTOBER 23: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Kate Middleton attends Harry Meade Rosie Bradford’s wedding at the Church of St. Peter and St. Paul, Northleach, on October 23, 2010 in Cheltenham, England. (Photo by Indigo/Getty Images)

• Royal engagement

  Prince William and Kate Middleton pose for photographs in the State Apartments of St James Palace on November 16, 2010 in London. After much speculation, Clarence House today announced the engagement of Prince William to Kate Middleton. The couple will get married in either the Spring or Summer of next year and continue to live in North Wales while Prince William works as an air sea rescue pilot for the RAF. The couple became engaged during a recent holiday in Kenya having been together for eight years.

• Duke and Duchess of Cambridge waxworks

  File photo dated 16/11/2010 of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge during a photocall in the State Apartments of St Jamess Palace, London to mark their engagement.

• Princes William And Harry Compete In The Dorchester Polo Trophy

  CIRENCESTER, UNITED KINGDON – JUNE 07: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Kate Middleton watches HRH Prince William and HRH Prince Harry compete in The Dorchester Trophy polo match at Cirencester Park Polo Club on June 7, 2009 in Cirencester, England. (Photo by Indigo/Getty Images)

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Kate Middleton"s Nose Proves It: She"s The Perfect Woman